Smite California!
What is taking God so long? Really, not to commit blasphemy or anything, but if I were God, things would be running a lot more efficiently around here. Just sayin’. That’s all.
But seriously, what is up with the lack of plagues in California??? I know their economy sucks and all that. But allowing 18,000 Homofascist unions to continue surely merits some sort of locust attack. Or at least, a rain of frogs.
God is getting soft. Man up, God!
