What about my rights, Homofascists??
The Homofascists have been going on and on for a while now about their silly rights. In their typical narcissistic way, they have completely forgotten about my rights. That’s right. My. Rights.
But all that changes today. Today I stand up for My Rights.
Homofascists are infringing on my rights. My life is harder, more painful, grittier, now that gays are marrying all over the place. Really, my life is right out of Walker, Texas Ranger. It’s totally hard-core.
Given the state of the economy, should homosexuals keep marrying? Our nation is is grave danger from terrorism, the collapse of our financial system, natural calamities…I could go on and on. And yet the selfish homosexuals want to keep marrying and infringing on our rights.
No one has the right to deny others their basic rights. Shame on you, homosexuals. Shame on you for picking on me. And remember: when you pick on me, you pick on America.
