Gay Marriage Did This

A chronicle of my painful life under the fascist control of Gay Marriage. I'm struggling here, man. But watch me speak truth to power. This is what the triumph of the human spirit is all about, baby, right here. Gaymarriagedidthis@gmail.com
May 19

I Can Haz Str8 Marrij Plz?

Have any of you heard of this thing called ‘Laulkatz’? Well, I just did.

Laulkatz is a cutting-edge new language that was designed to help people communicate with teenagers. My sources keep me well-informed of new developments and so I found out all about it today. The title of today’s post is in the new Laulkatz language! It means : ” May I Please Have Straight Marriage?”

Isn’t it cool?

This is how you attract the kids. With Teabagging and the new Laulkatz language.

I believe Laulkatz will be a powerful new weapon in our fight against Gay Marriage.