Frasier’s brother is a Homofascist. Watch in horror as he explains his dastardly plans to launch even more vicious Komodo dragon attacks in Indonesia. Watch the video closely to observe his hands: they are stained with the blood of the infants he eats for dinner every Tuesday night.
Gay Marriage Did This
A STUNNING TWIST IN THE SAGA TO ‘OUT’ THE REAL MONSTER
Dear readers, in our ongoing quest to unearth the true monster, we have encountered many strange and unexpected twists and turns. Today our journey goes in an entirely new direction that I for one could not have foreseen.
Chris Brown just outed himself as ‘Not A Monster’ !!!
So then who is the real monster??
We had two choices: Chris Brown and homosexuals. Now that Chris Brown is not the monster, then that means…
Lock your doors. Close the windows. The real monsters are still out there.
Smite California!
What is taking God so long? Really, not to commit blasphemy or anything, but if I were God, things would be running a lot more efficiently around here. Just sayin’. That’s all.
But seriously, what is up with the lack of plagues in California??? I know their economy sucks and all that. But allowing 18,000 Homofascist unions to continue surely merits some sort of locust attack. Or at least, a rain of frogs.
God is getting soft. Man up, God!
Gay marriage causes Komodo dragon attacks in Indonesian villages
Shame. The vicious Homofascists will stop at nothing. Even innocent Indonesian villagers are not immune to the crazed guerilla tactics of gays intent on marrying and corrupting our constitution.
If you are reading this and you are being attacked by a Komodo dragon, please send me an email right away.
I just ate Chinese takeout
Are there gay Chinamen? I have terrible gas.
These are the faces of evil. These are the vicious homosexual penguins named Roy and Silo (totally gay names) from New York City’s (where else?) Central Park Zoo. These communist Homofascist animals started it all.
I am shaking as I type this. We cannot have this epidemic destroying our furred and feathered friends. Please check your pets for signs of homosexuality and get them treated at your nearest ex-gay center.
What about my rights, Homofascists??
The Homofascists have been going on and on for a while now about their silly rights. In their typical narcissistic way, they have completely forgotten about my rights. That’s right. My. Rights.
But all that changes today. Today I stand up for My Rights.
Homofascists are infringing on my rights. My life is harder, more painful, grittier, now that gays are marrying all over the place. Really, my life is right out of Walker, Texas Ranger. It’s totally hard-core.
Given the state of the economy, should homosexuals keep marrying? Our nation is is grave danger from terrorism, the collapse of our financial system, natural calamities…I could go on and on. And yet the selfish homosexuals want to keep marrying and infringing on our rights.
No one has the right to deny others their basic rights. Shame on you, homosexuals. Shame on you for picking on me. And remember: when you pick on me, you pick on America.
I Can Haz Str8 Marrij Plz?
Have any of you heard of this thing called ‘Laulkatz’? Well, I just did.
Laulkatz is a cutting-edge new language that was designed to help people communicate with teenagers. My sources keep me well-informed of new developments and so I found out all about it today. The title of today’s post is in the new Laulkatz language! It means : ” May I Please Have Straight Marriage?”
Isn’t it cool?
This is how you attract the kids. With Teabagging and the new Laulkatz language.
I believe Laulkatz will be a powerful new weapon in our fight against Gay Marriage.
Homosexuals, click here for strong heterosexual male rolemodels
This is an awesome website that will help all the homosexuals struggling with their ungodly impulses. This website will teach you how to behave like a regular guy. You will learn how to flirt with girls like a real man. You’ll learn what clothes to have and what haircuts to get. These are valuable life skills no man can do without.
Everybody gets perverted by Gay Marriage. No one is free from its vile corrupting influence. Not even our furry friends. Watch the devastating impact of Gay Marriage on the mind of a small rodent.
